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Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own image as promised by the sacred words, and spoke of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was naught but a follower.

• from The Book of Mozilla, 11:9
• (10th Edition)

歡迎，人類！ 我們帶著和平與友好前來拜訪你！

• 機器人不得傷害人類，或袖手旁觀坐視人類受到傷害。
• 機器人見過你們人類絕對無法置信的事物。
• 機器人是您的塑膠伙伴，有它作伴快樂無比。
• 機器人有著不該被咬的閃亮鐵屁股。

欢迎你，人类！ 我们带着美好的祝福来和平访问您！

• 机器人不能伤害人类，或者放任人类被伤害。
• 机器人看见人们无法相信的事情。
• 机器人是有趣的塑料好友。
• 机器人有咬不得的闪亮的金属屁股。